Jessica L.

Meet Jessica

• Early Childhood Special Education Certification
• Speaks Burmese, English, and Spanish
• Comfortable with pets
• Has a car

Congratulations! After a long and ardent search, you have located the rare Ninja Nanny Extraordinaire! The Ninja Nanny is seeking a full or part time summer 2022 nannying position. <br> <br> Parents are confused and amazed by Jessica's ability to multitask. She can cook and declutter while simultaneously entertaining and engaging children. She has solo-supervised children in groups of up to 20. Some sources report that she may be able to clone herself. The Ninja Nanny is capable of performing acts of Nannying unfathomable to mere mortals. She possesses the Crafting setting, the Sports and Games function, and the Cooking with Children expansion pack. First Aid/CPR certified, she successfully dislodged a Euro from the throat of a toddler. "Holy Frijoles!" you exclaim. "The woman is on fire! She will rile up my kids and they won't go to sleep for centuries!". Au Contraire, dear parent. After studying under the stern Read more tutelage of the Guru of Sleep, Dali Slumber, she has reached High Enlightenment in lulling children to snoozy-land. Her methods include a combination of guided meditation and hypnosis. Oh wait. We weren't supposed to tell you that. But that's not all! Jessica has achieved a Black Belt ::ahem:: Bachelors Degree in Elementary Education. She has tutored children up to age 12 in subjects such as Math, Science, Social Studies, English, Piano, and Yodeling. Previously, she ran an afterschool program for children ages 4-13, furthering the physical, emotional, and intellectual development of her charges. Some of her students developed the ability to defy gravity. "For the love of Dog," you mutter, "This lady thinks she knows everything!". Never fear, dear parent: this Ninja Nanny continues her quest for knowledge and improvement. She is on a never ending quest to develop Positive Behavioral Management Techniques, using methods such as Time-in and Positive Affirmation. She has studied Tomes such as How to Talk So Children Will Listen, The Happiest Baby/Toddler on the Block, and the Whole Brain Child. She has researched and various parenting styles and methods, including attachment parenting, elimination communication, and baby sign language. "Ok already!" You shout, "How do I sign up?" In lieu of a pledge of lifelong allegiance, the Ninja Nanny will amaze and astound your family for $10-15/hr, depending on duties, location, and numbers of zombies inhabiting your house. References provided upon request

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